Thursday, May 5, 2011

Updated: In Jersey Magazine this month

So, we got this in the mail yesterday. Free, thankfully. In Jersey Magazine, Monmouth County edition.

This is normal around here. Normal. I am not normal. Even more so than usual. I had to share.

UPDATE: So I read the article. They have a reality show or some such. But their shop is in Freehold! That's where the Monmouth County Historical Society Museum and Library is! Not *completely* Jersey Shore-ish, is what I'm saying. OMG, I wrote Shore-ish and totally thought "whore-ish". Two are not related. Yup.

Anyway, in the article there are lots and lots of boobies. Boobies, boobies, boobies, all over the place. And not just younger "zaftig" boobies, but middle-aged/past middle-aged boobies. Lots of boobies, is what I'm saying. The photos that go along with the article are fantastic. Here's one of them (link here).

I should be ok with boobies, right? I'm certainly ok with the zaftigs, as I'm one of them, I just wouldn't wear such a low cut dress, I guess. I don't know. I don't wear couture gowns anywhere. It's just a hypothetical kind of a situation then. I do wear v-neck t-shirts, though.

I need to get a man's opinion cause if *I'm* thinking "boobies", you effin *know* that a man is thinking "Holy crap that's a lot of boobies. Huh. I wonder what she looks like naked." Again, as I'm not a man, that's a hypothetical.

In other news, I'm just coming off of a horrible week of some sort of viral infection, which if I were a normal, healthy person, wouldn't be too big of a deal, but since I'm me with the MS and all, was completely debilitating. I might be a little off due to it, is all I'm saying.