Thankfully, I was only there for a minor medical procedure in a section called "Short Stay." I rather liked that. Thankfully, it was relatively painless and the turkey sandwich was relatively edible. Thankfully my own personal short stay was only about six hours.
Seriously, though... the farting. I don't need to hear people farting. I know it wasn't their fault - part of their recovery from whatever gastro procedure they had was being able to pass gas - but, good Christ. Oh, thankfully, though, my nose is super un-sensitive so I didn't smell anything. That was a blessing.
Alrighty. Not related to anything, just had to vent. As you were.